"What do you mean, it's cold? It's only minus fifteen with a stiff wind -- Don't you dare touch that thermostat! Go get another blanket! Goodness, just because you suddenly decided it was a little cold..."
(Obviously failing to take into account the fact that I have no more blankets to use and yes, that is ice built up on the insides of all the windows in the house...)
My mother, when it's cold out and the power goes out:
"All right, just when are they finally going to get the power back on so we can run the furnace already?"
Me: *assorted you-had-your-chance grumbling under breath*